xenopsi/rain/psiflare::asylum what you are about to view is completely normal. these placemats were done by undoubtedly the most normal person in the world. she dresses like every other completely normal person, and has a normal, evenly distributed body temperature, and skin color. her mom does not need to send her to parties to see what other normal people do, because she already knows, and acts accordingly, because she is the epitome of normality. she likes normal, bright, happy colors, and decorates her room as such, and attracts only completely normal, non-obsessive guys. she does not have any mental instabilities. i am not lying to you. "shredshred!" click for larger versions.

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psiflare/asylum::asbury_park these first three are scans from halloween, 1998, in asbury park, new jersey, before liz and i were going out. "!!!! We should have who'dve thought. We gotta tell Nir. He kept on hanging onto the building, swearing Shirley would come out any second. PLACEMATS!!!!HEEHEE shred shred"

psiflare/asylum::coach_house next two are from the next to last day of school, 1999, at the coach house restaurant. next is from the second to last day before winter break, 1999. "excuse me, miss? ... can i have another placemat? ... thanks." "now just be sure you're not scratching the table." "no, i don't think so." "ok, good."

psiflare/asylum::country_pancakes try as i might, i couldn't come up with a title that rhymed with "deep space nine"... these fine works of crayon on placemat bring a new level to this art form. all were done at a breakfast-for-dinner place. the first is circa september 2000. the next is circa winter 2000-2001, and the last is circa spring 2001. "you're gonna keep it?" "of course. and i'll put it up on the internet" "ummm...can we some crayons, please?" "err, do you have blue or purple? i can check behind the counter for you if you want."

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